White Girl Can't Dance

Until this week, I thought I had pretty good rhythm.  I enjoy dancing, frequented the clubs in college, have taken ballroom dancing lessons, etc.  While I have plenty of junk in my trunk, I have always been envious of those that can shake their junk and not look like a total moron.  Anywho, I have been proven TOTALLY wrong in thinking that I have had any sort of dancing ability by a little craze called Zumba!  I went to two separate classes this week at the Y and managed to make myself look like a total and complete arse.  I kid you not.  There wasn't one thing cute or remotely sexy and sultry about myself trying to Zumba.  Picture Carlton from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air trying to look sexy while attempting to salsa, tango and belly dance to super fast music.  That would be me- red faced, sweaty and all. 

As stupid as I looked, I will go back next week and hopefully make it to three classes.  Because while I look like the picture above, I am determined to look like the picture below:

But with shorter, blonder hair.  And a little whiter.  But you get the point.  So even though I looked like a goofball, I burned over 300 calories in each class per my Mio.  And I had fun.  And I want to learn how to shake the junk in my trunk.  I think those are all pretty good reasons to return, no?